Yo D000z

The movie 'Out Of Sight' has two batmen in it: george cloones and mikey keaton!

Just some things i'm lookin at right now

Ugh

I got butter on my socks.

Oh man you guys

I regret this one already. It's, like, I'm looking back on myself as I'm looking at what I'm looking at, aware that it it's embarrassing, and then stepping outside of myself (while still looking back on myself) and realizing that I will regret not feeling the regret I will feel while posting this, because it is so that of the blog's decided content.

Read that! I dare you! I double dare you! You won't read it! You've skipped to the links below already!!

Downadup

Dictionary Attack

Timeline of Notable Computer Viruses

SQL Slammer (Computer Worm)

Like fuck, am I right? That is not anything I would look at not high.

Nor is this anything I would write...

Or is it?

(No)

Whoa man

If I make Kool-Aid with sparkling water, would it stir itself??

Ah shit, guys. I got butter on my elbow again!

Dudes

You gotta know this.

If I high all the time, I would go to Value Village and wear the weirdest things. That's how fashion in created.

Jordan A. Smoth

Hey Man

You wanna hate me now

2001

Can you believe what happened in September?

1998

Hey my friend, have you seen that video on MTV?

2005

Man, have you seen that video of the cat on a skateboard on the internet?

You Guys

I originally came up with the concept of the Judd Apatow theme 'Bromance.' I was in high school, and I always tried to express how I thought Jason Schwarztman of Rushmore was the coolest dude. He was in a band! And cool movies! You'll have to understand this is pre-Phantom Planet's 'California' being the theme song to The OC (also, it is pre cool-indie-hipster as an idea, as it is pre-Adam Brody's 'Seth Cohen', absolutely!)

I just thought he was a cool dude!

I crafted the name 'Dude Crush,' but noone in my high school of 600 thought it was acceptable behavior at all.

In another dimension Judd Apatow went to my high school, maybe.

High!

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