Sunday, January 10, 2010

World's Best Movie Ideas Part 1

Taye Diggs and Omar Epps are undercover cops who go deep undercover to infiltrate a gang. The gang then turns out to be an NWA'style rap group, but because of their success they end up being investigated by two FBI agents played by Drake and Rachel McAdams.
Possible titles: Rap Cops, That's A Rap, This Case Is A Rap

Sunday, July 19, 2009

it must've sucked to be a king and not have a son.  you'd resent yourself (or your wife...but maybe not) so much.  you would be thought of as a failure.  shit's fucked!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

things that make me go 'wha?'

viggo mortenson, according to his imdb page, is named after his father. So his dad's name is also viggo mortenson. that means when his dad sees a poster for his son's movies it has his exact name on it. do you think he's proud of his son, or is jealous of him for doing so much more with his name.

like, if he buys something with his credit card, the clerk will be like 'oh, you have the same name as viggo mortenson' and he'd be like, 'oh, he's my son. i...i'm very proud of him'

i'd feel so ashamed! like, 'why don't they know ME! viggo mortenson the plumber!'

right? just a little bit?

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Yo D000z

The movie 'Out Of Sight' has two batmen in it: george cloones and mikey keaton!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Ugh

I got butter on my socks.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Oh man you guys

I regret this one already. It's, like, I'm looking back on myself as I'm looking at what I'm looking at, aware that it it's embarrassing, and then stepping outside of myself (while still looking back on myself) and realizing that I will regret not feeling the regret I will feel while posting this, because it is so that of the blog's decided content.

Read that! I dare you! I double dare you! You won't read it! You've skipped to the links below already!!

Downadup

Dictionary Attack

Timeline of Notable Computer Viruses

SQL Slammer (Computer Worm)

Like fuck, am I right? That is not anything I would look at not high.

Nor is this anything I would write...

Or is it?

(No)